A tarot deck built by a statistician

Carnal Arcana

Seventy-six cards, from the Major Arcana to the sevenfold Panoply. Seven measured dimensions of desire, mapped from the kink tree. One card is yours — drawn from a deck of 91,032 real people.

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How the reading works

This is not astrology. 91,032 people answered the exact questions you're about to answer — every person, every question, no skipping — and their structure was cross-checked against the million-response Big Kink Survey. Hierarchical clustering of their answers reveals that human kink organizes itself into seven underlying dimensions — romance, power, flesh, taboo, filth, darkness, and transformation.

Your answers place you on each dimension as a percentile against the full population — plus a measured lean toward dominance or submission. One strong dimension draws you a Major Arcana; two draws a Court card; three or more, the Triad of your top three; all seven at once, The Panoply. Seventy-six cards, and the deck decides.

Four cards from the deck

IV
The Sovereign
Consent of the governed, enthusiastically given.
XIV
The Final Girl
Survives the horror. Kind of liked it.
I·XIII
The Gothic
Candlelit, crumbling, yours.
✶VII
The Panoply
Every door in the house is open.
n = 91,032 cross-validated on 1M+ BKS answers 7 dimensions from the kink tree 76 cards in the deck real percentiles, not vibes
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