Seventy-six cards, from the Major Arcana to the sevenfold Panoply. Seven measured dimensions of desire, mapped from the kink tree. One card is yours — drawn from a deck of 91,032 real people.
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This is not astrology. 91,032 people answered the exact questions you're about to answer — every person, every question, no skipping — and their structure was cross-checked against the million-response Big Kink Survey. Hierarchical clustering of their answers reveals that human kink organizes itself into seven underlying dimensions — romance, power, flesh, taboo, filth, darkness, and transformation.
Your answers place you on each dimension as a percentile against the full population — plus a measured lean toward dominance or submission. One strong dimension draws you a Major Arcana; two draws a Court card; three or more, the Triad of your top three; all seven at once, The Panoply. Seventy-six cards, and the deck decides.